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You Can Give The Gift Of A Lifetime Supply Of Ranch This Christmas

We all know that one person that puts ranch on EVERYTHING. This Christmas, you can surprise them with kick-a$$ fridge containing a lifetime supply of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing!

The 24″ fridge has been wrapped with an awe-inspiring illustration of an oversized bottle of ranch, and the recipient will also receive a shipment of 25 bottles of Hidden Valley. (The assortment includes Hidden Valley Ranch Secret Sauce Original Ranch, Hidden Valley Ranch Blasted, Hidden Valley Ranch Ready to Eat Dips Fiesta Ranch, Hidden Valley Ranch Ready to Eat Dips French Onion, Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning Shakers, and Hidden Valley Ranch Original Ranch). 

Those ranch shipments will arrive once a year until 2024; after that, Hidden Valley will send a one-time payment of $600 that can be used to buy ranch for the rest of the recipient’s natural life.

This gift will run you a cool $900. Seeing that you get $600 back in a few years, it does not seem like too bad of a deal.

Unfortunately… there were only three of these offers to go around and, as of this writing, they appear to have already sold out. 

The lifetime supply isn’t the only thing Hidden Valley is offering this holiday season. They have everything from ugly sweaters to bathing suits available for purchase on their website.

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