Getting little scrapes and burns are really a pain in the… You know. And putting bandages over them don’t really look that cool. Unless… You have BACON BANDAGES!
Macho men won’t worry about their macho-ness being shamed by a silly bandage when it’s BACON they’re covering it with. Bacon is manly. And ladies, you don’t have to worry about an unsightly bandage when it comes to bacon. It will look unbelievably cool and original.
The bacon fun doesn’t stop there! Amazon has a whole collection of bacon inspired gifts.