The Perfect Man is Here and He is Made of Chocolate

Ladies and Gentlemen, if you are worried about being alone this Valentine’s Day, look no further! The perfect man has arrived just in time to be your date and he is made of chocolate.

The perfect man is 3.5 oz of solid milk chocolate and he is looking fine in his heart boxers! This treat is sweet and decadently rich just how a man ought to be. Grab yourself the perfect man from your local Walgreen’s or you can buy them here!

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